>We have more starting equipment for heroes. Buy now, and you can get the "Hero Set", which includes this cypress stick, for a very good value.
>She's talking like she's on a shopping program.
>If you want I can throw in these brainwave thingies too...
>What even is this "Hero Set"!?
>I once ventured out to fight as a hero myself... Wearing these very items.
>Then I was defeated by a Dogoo on my first fight. After that, I became this village's mayor...
>You lost to a Dogoo!? This is just a "Mayor Set"! I don't want it!
>Do my used clothes not entice you enough!?
>Ah! What if I throw in my panties too!?
>Uuhh... I thought this time for sure some stupid suckers... I mean, customers, would have finally come...
>This girl can't help but say what comes to her mind.
>I'm sure there must be a very important reason for your desperation, what happened?
>I reeealy need to make some money, so I can kick back and have some fun later.
>Hey, Noire, let's get out of this vilage already, before I decide to murder this brat.
>You turned so bitter all of a sudden!
>Wait a second, travelers.
>Aren't you forgeting about the most fun thing in a village?
>It's just a tent!?
>I wonder why this place is supposed to be the most fun part of the village...
>What are you talking about? In any RPG, the Inn is the only place the party gets to rest...
>That's when the Hero's party gets to eat tasty food, throw pillow fights, talk about their crushes and stuff like that, so they can take on the Demon Lord!
>Doesn't the Hero's party sounds a lot like an excursion trip?
>Come come, let's get inside.
>A grave!? Is someone sleeping here permanently!?
>That is the sacred sword, only the hero is capable of pulling it out.
>The mayor showed up again!
>According to a legend passed down on this village, a hero with black twintail hair, who probably has no friends, would pull it out and free the world from evil...
>Eeh... wasn't that a little disrespectful?
>Well, journeying ladies...
>Trying to pull it out costs 100 credits per person...
>But I'm not gonna do it!?
>Why do you look so shocked?
>According to my plans, I should be living the easy villager life by now, playing games while enjoying pudding, making some good money...
>How long did you think this stick pulling scheme would last!?
>But... what about the holy sword?
>You mean the cypress stick?
>Can I keep the village scheme at least?
>I'm not so sure about that.
>Despite doing all sorts of villager-like things, nothing good has come out of it.
>And so, my ideals have waned... far away...
>Maybe, you don't have talent to be a vilager?
>Eh? Do I even need talent to be a vilager?
>Yawn... Shoot, I fell asleep...
[Vert has been living a life closest to Neptune's ideals.]
[Maybe she does have talent to be a vilager. ]